Lane Giant

Why do manufacturers think that all fat girls are 50 plus and have bad taste. I have not been able to figure this out for years. Not only do I not want to wear grandma underpants but I do not want to wear grandma's clothes either. It seems to me that most plus size clothes are ugly, cheaply made and expensive.

Then along comes Lane Bryant. Who are they trying to kid? Their clothes are some of the ugliest clothes I have ever seen. I think they are trying to brainwash us into wearing that crap by using beautiful "plus size" models and targeting a younger market. But please, splattering a shirt in an ugly pattern, applying some crazy flower appliqué and making it low cut in the front is not my idea of appealing. You have to search through racks upon racks of ugly ass shit just to find a plain button down shirt.

That’s exactly what I was trying to do with one day when I took my nephew to the mall. Upon entering the store he said "wait, what? A chick store" thinking that the only stores we where going to go in where sporting good stores and clothing stores for teenage boys. Then after a couple minutes he exclaimed again "wait a minute not only is this a girl store it’s a FAT girl store, I’m outa here". I think every fatty in the place thought about sitting on his scrawny body till his lungs collapsed. From then on Lane Bryant became known as Lane Giant. Evil little shit.